つるぺったん[tsurupettan]

May 8, 2008 at 3:14 pm (doujin(同人), otaku word)

 This post contains some pornographic contexts. Viewers’ understanding is required.

 

 A while ago when I shopped around Akihabara with my friend who came to Tokyo for business, we happened to enter the certain shop where real little girls DVD or photos were sold. Apparently, those little girls are lolita-looking, no no, they are truly Lolita, from 5 years old to 14 or so. Five?? Five years old?? Give me a break, man. It’s not legal!

 Those immature idols shall be called as U-15アイドル[idol] or ジュニアアイドル[junior idol]. U-15 stands for Under 15 years old. The shop got decorated with U-15 idols goods all over…ぞ～…To my surprise, on weekends some of them show up at the shop by turns. Don’t worry, they are actully just an idol, not a porn actress. Though the cover of those DVD look like a porn video, they show up in clothes, if failing that, a swimming suit. In Japan, it’s illegal to have a physical relationship with anyone under 14 even if matually agreed. Having said that, I really wonder if the parents are absolutely sure about this…Of course they make goods with a permission from the parents, but well, those girls shall be a thing lolita complex fans turn on. 果たして本当にそれでいいのだろうか…  

 At any rate, I quickly learned some classification for this kind of thing…yes, that is つるぺったん[tsurupettan]. I think this is meant to be つるつるぺたぺた[tsuru tsuru peta peta] which means slippery and flat. What is slippery and flat? The answer is, yes, an immature girl’s skin and breasts. D-Don’t say hentai!! You could also say つるぺた[tsurupeta]. Also, つるつる means not only her skin but also her hairless vagina. D-D-Don’t say hentai!! There’s no accounting for tastes, I mean, some people love a big breast, and others love a flat one[貧乳, hin-nyu]. Having said that, all the lolita-looking girls don’t even necessarily have a flat breast. Somtimes you could see a little girl with a big breast. In that case, we can say 巨乳ロリ[kyonyu loli] or 爆乳ロリ[bakunyu loli]. 爆乳 is bigger than 巨乳, you know. I shouldn’t forget to mention another way to write ロリ…it’s 炉利[loli]. This is 2ch use. Anyway, I don’t dislike bakunyu, but prefer a so-so breast.   

  In doujin circles, つるぺったん has been in the mainstream. ぷに[puni] is more common to say this. ぷに might imply resilience of a girl’s skin. I feel nothing about this, however, if I could give you a better example, maybe it would be Lucky Star. All the girls in Lucky Star are so diminutive, but come to think of it, this seems to happen to any other anime series. I mean, when someone makes video and uploads in Nico Nico, the characters might be such a つるぺったん. I still remember it happened to Code Geass.

 Then again, I am not a lolita fan.