[Intermission] How much possibility to be yandere you have?

January 31, 2008 at 8:43 am (general, otaku word)

 As I have said, I shall post my translation for the questionnaire to diagnose your yandere syndrome. Okay, when you go to this site, please click 鑑定する[kantei suru] or test.

 

Please enter your name in the white bar, underneath あなたのお名前を入力してください. Anything is okay. And answer each question Q1 onwards. Just choose one from the three answers. When you click it, a green dot shows.

 When you finish Q30, click 鑑定[kantei]. And you can see the result.

 So I shall post my translation for all the questions.

Q1. You are a wonderful person.

 Absolutely.

I don’t think so.

I am not sure.

Q2. You have to keep going.

I have to for everything.

I am doing my best all the time.

Dunno.

Q3. Once you start to think a bad thing, you can’t come off it.

I know I should come off it, but I end up thinking.

Sometimes I do.

I seldom think of bad things.

Q4. You think tomorrow is not going to be a good day.

No.

Maybe yes.

I will make it a good day if tomorrow is really sucks.

Q5. You have much responsibility.

Of course I have.

Someone else will do it if I don’t do.

I am forced to do it though I don’t want to do.

Q6. You don’t hesitate to sacrifice something for your important thing.

Partly it should be okay.

If it is really important, it can’t be helped.

That depends.

Q7. Your ideal is too far from your reality.

I don’t think so.

Maybe yes. But that’s what life is all about.

I have my ideal, but I can’t make it come to pass with the reality I am in.

Q8. Though you are sure it’s not good, you do it.

I don’t do it if I know it’s not good.

When I come to my senses, I already did it.

Nothing can stop it, so it can’t be helped.

Q9. Though things go as you planned, you don’t get satisfied.

I would be happy if things go well.

Nothing can satisfy me.

Rather, nothing goes well.

Q10. Even though it doesn’t matter to anybody else, you do care about it.

Of course, I care.

There is no accounting for tastes.

I don’t think about such a thing.

Q11. Here comes a UFO.

What are you talking about?

Oh, it’s a UFO!

They will kidnap me!

Rather…

Q12. A ghost is behind you.

It’s only your fancy.

Stop talking about scary things.

It’s an usual thing.

Q13. BTW, we got hungry, didn’t we?

…?

Yes, we got.

I know a good restaurant.

Come to think of it, I had a dream.

Q14. You are being chased by someone.

Why?

No way.

Actually, I have a debt.

I am starting to be nervous.

Q15. Your next door hates you.

Maybe.

So what?

I don’t care.

That’s true.

Q16. Your friend killed your dog.

I will kill his(her) one in return.

I will blame him(her).

Call the police.

I will endure.

Q17. You failed the exam.

Because it was too difficult.

Beacause I didn’t do my best.

I will make it better next time.

What should I do?

Q18. You lost something precious.

Cry out for it.

Find it until I can.

Forget.

Buy a new one.

Q19. You got humiliated in front of others.

I won’t go out.

I never forgive those who laughed at me.

I will humiliate those who laughed at me.

I won’t make the same mistake.

Q20. There’s a person who is doing the same thing as you.

I am glad.

I want him(her) to stop it.

I don’t care.

I will stop doing it.

Q21. Have you got a traffic accident?

No.

Yes, so what?

I got a huge injury a long time ago.

Q22. Have you almost got killed because of a natural disaster?

No.

I know someone who got.

I don’t want to recall.

Q23. Have you got strongly traumatized by physical violence?

No way.

I don’t remember.

I don’t want to recall, but yes.

Q24. There’s a time you can’t recall clearly.

No.

Memories are gradually fading.

There’s the certain memory I can’t recall.

Q25. You don’t trust your parents.

Yes, I do trust them.

Not I don’t trust, but it doesn’t mean I trust.

Even though they are my parents, I think they are the same as others.

Q26. You belong to the certain circle or organization.

Yes, it’s important.

I belong to the minor circle.

No, I want to be free by myself.

Q27. You have a custom that most people don’t do.

Yes, it’s my custom. I always do.

I didn’t care, but come to think of it, I have.

Not especially.

Q28. You can endure any pain depending upon the situation.

No way.

Possibly, yes.

There is such a time.

Q29. You must govern your desire.

Right.

Yes, but I am not good at doing so.

I don’t think so.

Q30. There is something more important than your life.

I don’t think there is.

I don’t know such a thing yet.

I think there is..

 

 If you have any questions about your certificate, please feel free to aske me. Either you can write down on the comment board or let me know via e-mail from the sidebar. I will answer it. :) Below is my result which says I am not yandere. And I worship my love as god. WTF? lol

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63 Comments

  1. joe said,

    jyouさんのヤンデレ度は、 56 点です。

    awesome. thanks for t/l that quiz. very nice of you. makes me wish i could read it so i could collaborate on the t/l (i have fun translating things when i know what it says).

    btw, i appreciate the blog. keep it up! (it gets harder as time goes on)

  2. bangin said,

    Oh, so you are more yandere than I am! lol
    Thank you for trying it out. Yes, it’s becoming harder to find a term I introduce as time goes on…but it’s okay. Everybody’s comments keep me going. :)

  3. miyo said,

    Thank you very much for translating this! Really, thank you very much. I think I’d been able to read it without your translation, but it was a lot more fun and I got to learn more things that way. I’m really grateful.

    About the test:
    Q16.友達に犬を殺されました。
    友達の犬を殺す。
    That was SCARY. Eye for an eye and everyone will end up blind.

    総評
    あなたはちょいヤンデレです。
    My final result was 40 points… I thought it would be higher than that… Maybe in a few years. (Just kidding, I’m more of the tsundere type IRL X3! More annoying maybe, but not quite as dangerous.)

    Once again, thank you very much!

  4. bangin said,

    Okay, you are less yandere than I am. Oh it’s a good thing! :)
    I think Q16 must be seriously fatal for a yandere syndrome. I would call the police if my friend really did it.

    Not at all!

  5. khursten said,

    Lol. this was fun bangin. :3 I got 44 points. Rank D. I guess not yandere enough, but just a little yandere. ^^;;

    Like miyo, I’m really tsundere at heart. :3

    At 16… well… I answered killing the dog by instinct. >,<;;

  6. bangin said,

    Haha, I really wonder how rank A criteria is described.
    Maybe everyone would like to kill the dog by instinct. lol

  7. Tess said,

    60 points… rank B D:
    The question about the dog was horrible, of course I wouldn’t do anything to my friend for that! : (

    しかし、僕はヤンデレキャラが大好きなので、僕もちょっとだけヤンデレだということは当然かもしれませんね。

  8. bangin said,

    Oh, you got rank B! Yes, maybe the question should check how revengeful you are…But I don’t know the meaning of Q 11. What’s the connection between a UFO thing and yandere?

    Tessさんはヤンデレが好きですかー、僕はヤンデレギャルはやっぱり怖いです…でも彼を一途に愛する姿はいみじくも健気に映りますねー。:) 

  9. Hinano said,

    hinanoさんのヤンデレ度は、 30 点です。

    haha i guess im not a yandere xD
    あなたはヤンデレではありません。

    hinanoさんに相応しいヤンデレ
    部屋の壁一面に写真をはる。
    What does that mean? It wants me to hang a picture on a wall ?_? I’m so confused lol.

  10. bangin said,

    You’re right, you are not yandere. Good! :)

    And yes, it wants you to hang as many pictures of your boyfriend(or the person you love) as you can on all over the wall. Have you watched GTO? And can you remember where Teshigawara-sensei who is stalking Fuyutsuki-sensei does so? Look at his room, and you will be surprised! lol

    OMG, is he yandere? Because he even confines Fuyutsuki-sensei and tries to kill Onizuka-sensei.

  11. Neohybrid_kai said,

    I got 50 points 0_o!!
    no more and no less
    well I think its quite true considering my mood swing which sometimes can be heavy ^^
    and to think that I choose the first answer for the 16th question, I must have make a very kind answer in the other question

    by the way considering the yandere post earlier, I know some people who acts violence but I don’t think those kind of people don’t watch yandere anime
    violence tv show might have an influence for them but I think yandere anime is just too niche oriented

  12. bangin said,

    Haha, so maybe we are similar. ^^

    And yes, those people got motivated by such a violent film like Battle Royal. As far as I am aware, I haven’t heard yandere anime really motivated young murderers.

  13. Tess said,

    I can just say that UFO question made no sense… it came out of no where.

    ヤンデレは怖いからこそ好きと思います・・・
    ですけど本当のヤンデレが現実に現れたらマジでやばいでしょう?

  14. Tess said,

    僕の文法がまさに悪いです! すみません m( _  _ )m
    書き直し:ヤンデレは怖いからこそ好きだと思います・・・

  15. bangin said,

    I assume this question checks how tough you are, I mean, if you are not surprised to see a UFO, you can stay cool no matter what happens…maybe. :) Yandere girls stay cool somehow when they kill people. [Spoiler starts] Remember when Kotonoha-sama kills Sekai in School days?[Spoiler ends]

    大丈夫ですよ。そうですね、怖いからこそ、そこにヤンデレファンは魅力を感じるのですね。
    でも本物のヤンデレは怖いです。

    今から数年前、11歳の小学生が、親友の同級生をカッターで首を切って殺した事件がありました。彼女はその親友を慕っていましたが、その親友から冷たくされて本当のヤンデレになってしまい、殺してしまったのです…ただし、彼女は親友を刺した時、落ち着いていて、最初から殺すつもりで教室に呼び出したのです。刺した後も、ちゃんと死んだかどうかその場で確認までしたのですよ。

    おお、怖い…

  16. Neohybrid_kai said,

    my friend got 48% and this is how it said
    can you translated this?

    得点分布
    総評
    あなたはちょいヤンデレです。

    okamiiiさんに相応しいヤンデレ
    好きな人を監禁。

  17. bangin said,

    Okay,

    Criteria:
    You are a bit yandere.

    What kind of yandere behavior should be appropriate for you?:
    You shall confine the person you love.

  18. Neohybrid_kai said,

    thanks and can I ask for more translation?
    apparently even though the score is the same the comment is varied
    can you translated it again?

    razorlikeさんに相応しいヤンデレ
    好きな人に自分を食べてもらう。

    imamさんに相応しいヤンデレ
    好きな人を解剖。

    anegoさんに相応しいヤンデレ
    部屋の壁一面に写真をはる。

  19. bangin said,

    Sure. :)

    razorlike: You should have the person you love eat up yourself.

    imam: You should dissect the person you love.

    anego: You should hang as many pictures of the person you love as you can on all over the wall.

  20. J. S. said,

    Excuse me but, can you translated this? This is my result. Note that I censored my ral name just to be safe ok

    J** S****‚³‚ñ‚̃„ƒ“ƒfƒŒ“x‚́A 45 “_‚Å‚·B

    thanks in advance

  21. bangin said,

    I am sorry, but I can’t read it. Can you try again?

  22. J.S. said,

    I’m not sure but I used IE when I take that test so.., I’ll try retake it again later.

  23. bangin said,

    Why don’t you copy the line and paste it?

  24. Aku juga bukan yandere « 散歩道- Perjalanan said,

    [...] Silahkan coba sendiri di sini [...]

  25. Eikorin said,

    I think the silly questions were to prove your responses… I actually thought they would keep on making silly questions until you would snap, revealing your inner yandere nature! ^o^;
    I got 50% score… My result was: “katte ni pearukku”… What does it mean? I should wear what my partner wears without asking him? … Actually, I like to try on my boyfriend’s jacket because I found it cute! LOL!
    But I know I’m 200% yandere, the test is just being nice to me! :P And otokoyandere from anime are the best!! XD *has otokoyandere moe*

  26. bangin said,

    Pretty close, technically, katte ni pearukku means you should wear the same clothes as your boyfriend with no permission. Not wearing his stuff. In other words, you just copy him.
    Yes, it is sure scary if this happens in the real life. lol

    otokoyandere…I think of Mao in Code Geass. He is stalking C.C.

  27. Vinnie said,

    Hi, I’m new to this blog, and I want you to translate this for me please.
    BTW, my score is 66.. I guess it’s gonna be a bit dangerous around me.. for the others.

    あなたはちょいヤンデレです。
    そこそこ病んでますね。たまには生き抜きも必要だと思います。

    Kevinさんに相応しいヤンデレ
    部屋の壁一面に写真をはる。

  28. bangin said,

    Hi, welcome to my blog!

    You are a kind of yandere.
    You are so mental that you need to take a rest.

    What kind of yandere behavior suits you?

    You just paste photos of someone you love on all over the walls in your room.

    Aha, you are more yandere than me.

  29. Sylon Beta said,

    A score of 61- The message is same as the one translated above. Though, it seems a little kind in my opinion. Ah well.

  30. bangin said,

    I want to know the average score in each country. Where is Japan placed at the rank…

  31. goodyfun said,

    I wanted to try my best to read the questionnaire without help, but I guess I

  32. goodyfun said,

    (Sorry. I sent my commet too soon.)

    I wanted to try my best to read the questionnaire without help, but I guess I don’t know enough yet. Your translation was very helpful. I took this quiz while I was in a very good mood the first time and I got 36. Then I took it in one of my bad moods and got a score of 80. I think the score wold have been more like 90 if I said I would kill the dog on question 16, but I always love animals. (If there was an option about killing the OWNER, however, I would have picked that in the mood I was in.)

    P.S. Wow! Look at the comments. I guess we all want to see if we’re yandere.

  33. bangin said,

    80 is too much! I wonder if how the criteria was…

  34. soloista said,

    I got this when I achieved a 90% score. What does it say?

    総評
    あなたは完全にヤンデレです。
    一応言っておくと、好きな人が裏切っても、■■するのはあまりお勧めしません。

    soloさんに相応しいヤンデレ
    自分だけのものにする。

  35. Sek said,

    Bad translation there bro.

  36. bangin said,

    soloista: You are truly yandere. We don’t recommend that you should xx the one you love if he/she betrays you.

    If you become yandere,
    you would have him/her for your own.

    Oh dear, how did you get such a high score?

    Sek: Sorry.

  37. soloista said,

    bangin: Oh that’s simple. I said to myself that I wouldn’t repeat the same mistake when I got a 66% the first time.

    Apparently, choosing memory loss and uncertainty of oneself has a big effect on your score.

  38. Hynavian said,

    Hynavianさんのヤンデレ度は、46点です。
    あなたはちょいヤンデレです。

    Ah I’m a little yandere but still, I failed with 46 points. (:

    Hynavianさんに相応しいヤンデレ
    心中

    OMG! I’m reading the above 2 kanji negatively, please tell me that I’m wrong! :(

  39. bangin said,

    Unfortunately, you are not wrong. Yes, 心中 means to die with someone else together. XD

  40. Hynavian said,

    Ah lovers’ suicide…. :(
    Thanks for recommending this quiz, I enjoyed myself. (:

  41. SoYasushi said,

    王楚寧さんのヤンデレ度は、58点です。

    ランク: B (A~E)

    偏差値: 62.2

    順位: 24,765位 (258,579人中)

    統計を見る

    得点分布
    470人 259人 383人 524人 2,610人 10,234人 26,233人 31,921人 52,958人 50,778人 38,555人 18,890人 14,411人 6,544人 2,581人 742人 307人 91人 54人 26人 8人
    bar
    0 5 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50 55 60 65 70 75 80 85 90 95 100
    (点)

    総評
    あなたはもう少しでヤンデレです。
    頑張り次第でいつでもヤンデレになれるでしょう。

    王楚寧さんに相応しいヤンデレ
    好きな人に自分を食べてもらう。

    認定証
    認定証
    保存する

    「ヤンデレ度チェック☆ver0.8」を評価して下さい。

  42. hi said,

    ok I have no bloody clue HOW to do this or where to write the name. There are no lines for it or anything .

  43. hi said,

    ok so the link was wrong apparaently it leads to another page lol

    umm here is mine: http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://kantei.am/16132/query.htm&ei=OGHzS5mdLpGENKycnM4B&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CB4Q7gEwAQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dhttp://kantei.am/16132%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26hs%3DK0a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official

    can you please tell me what I got/what it says??? I clicked translate before going into it (on google) so it might have not worked! thanks!!!

    • bangin said,

      I am sorry, but I can’t see your result. Can you copy and paste your result in Japanese here? Or you can e-mail me from the sidebar. Sorry for the inconvinience.

  44. rzncu said,

    rzncuさんのヤンデレ度は、46点です。

    ランク: C (A~E)

    I’m a little surprised, I thought I’d be rank B for sure XD

  45. rzncu said,

    rzncuさんに相応しいヤンデレ
    心中

    ? is this suppose to mean that i’m a yandere in my heart…? lol…?

  46. rzncu said,

    ah i just searched the dictionary, wow i didn’t know 心中 means double suicide; lovers suicide OTL!!!!!!! i wonder how i was able to get this….

    • bangin said,

      If he is willing to die with you, it is not yandere. You just take him to the hell no matter how he resists. That is yandere.

  47. Renata said,

    Dancing Yandere ♪
    Well… the first time I did that test(last week) I had 62
    Then… when I wasn’t too ok(I have a bad english XDU sorry) I had 69 …
    but now I have 60 xD(?)
    So It depends the person’s mood, true?…
    I think 69 is too much than me D:
    and in the question 16… well, If my friend kill my dog I would kill him/her

  48. Renata said,

    How can I hug photos of the person I love if I have no photos of him? ○ ○

    • bangin said,

      69 is sure high.
      Yes, I think this depends on your mood. Me, got a different score in a second go.

      And in your dream, you can hug photos of him!

      • Renata said,

        oh

        Why did I not think of that?! D:

        ah, and(I forgot this) thanks for the translate :)

  49. Zurin said,

    So 53, C… Is that a much or not?
    That’s what it wrote, hmmm… I probably should be concerned, but well…

    Zurinさんに相応しいヤンデレ
    好きな人を監禁。

    • bangin said,

      So so much.
      It means you confine who you love.

  50. Chise said,

    please translate this for me ToT
    部屋の壁一面に写真をはる。

    • bangin said,

      I think that trans came out before. Please check the other comments carefully.

  51. Drjuly said,

    I’ve got 38 too :)

  52. Yakoo said,

    hi thx for providing the translation ,can you translate this ,please?
    総評
    あなたはちょいヤンデレです。

    名無しさんに相応しいヤンデレ
    好きな人の好きな性格を作る。

    i got 45

    • bangin said,

      You are a bit yandere. You should change the personality of your boyfriend (girlfriend) for your own.

      • Yakoo said,

        thx^^

  53. Lyndis Stranger said,

    Lyndis Strangerさんのヤンデレ度は、64点です。
    あなたはちょいヤンデレです。
    そこそこ病んでますね。たまには生き抜きも必要だと思います。

    Lyndis Strangerさんに相応しいヤンデレ:
    心中

    Okay, TELL ME WHAT IS THIS. Please?

  54. Lyndis Stranger said,

    Oh, and hi, I’m new, hee hee hee. Anyway that’s my first trial. WEEEEE. Wonder how’s the other getting so far? the comments are long, I got lazy reading em.

  55. Johne706 said,

    Vigamox Without A Script in Columbus bkfbecfeckkd

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