[Intermission] How much possibility to be yandere you have?
As I have said, I shall post my translation for the questionnaire to diagnose your yandere syndrome. Okay, when you go to this site, enter your name first. Anything is fine, this is just for your certificate.
Please answer each question and mark it. When you click it, a green dot shows.
When you finish all the questions, click 送信[soushin]. And you can see the result.
So I shall post my translation for all the questions.
Q1. You are a wonderful person.
Absolutely.
I don’t think so.
I am not sure.
Q2. You have to keep going.
I have to for everything.
I am doing my best all the time.
Dunno.
Q3. Once you start to think a bad thing, you can’t come off it.
I know I should come off it, but I end up thinking.
Sometimes I do.
I seldom think of bad things.
Q4. You think tomorrow is not going to be a good day.
No.
Maybe yes.
I will make it a good day if tomorrow is really sucks.
Q5. You have much responsibility.
Of course I have.
Someone else will do it if I don’t do.
I am forced to do it though I don’t want to do.
Q6. You don’t hesitate to sacrifice something for your important thing.
Partly it should be okay.
If it is really important, it can’t be helped.
That depends.
Q7. Your ideal is too far from your reality.
I don’t think so.
Maybe yes. But that’s what life is all about.
I have my ideal, but I can’t make it come to pass with the reality I am in.
Q8. Though you are sure it’s not good, you do it.
I don’t do it if I know it’s not good.
When I come to my senses, I already did it.
Nothing can stop it, so it can’t be helped.
Q9. Though things go as you planned, you don’t get satisfied.
I would be happy if things go well.
Nothing can satisfy me.
Rather, nothing goes well.
Q10. Even though it doesn’t matter to anybody else, you do care about it.
Of course, I care.
There is no accounting for tastes.
I don’t think about such a thing.
Q11. Here comes a UFO.
What are you talking about?
Oh, it’s a UFO!
They will kidnap me!
Rather…
Q12. A ghost is behind you.
It’s only your fancy.
Stop talking about scary things.
It’s an usual thing.
…
Q13. BTW, we got hungry, didn’t we?
…?
Yes, we got.
I know a good restaurant.
Come to think of it, I had a dream.
Q14. You are being chased by someone.
Why?
No way.
Actually, I have a debt.
I am starting to be nervous.
Q15. Your next door hates you.
Maybe.
So what?
I don’t care.
That’s true.
Q16. Your friend killed your dog.
I will kill his(her) one in return.
I will blame him(her).
Call the police.
I will endure.
Q17. You failed the exam.
Because it was too difficult.
Beacause I didn’t do my best.
I will make it better next time.
What should I do?
Q18. You lost something precious.
Cry out for it.
Find it until I can.
Forget.
Buy a new one.
Q19. You got humiliated in front of others.
I won’t go out.
I never forgive those who laughed at me.
I will humiliate those who laughed at me.
I won’t make the same mistake.
Q20. There’s a person who is doing the same thing as you.
I am glad.
I want him(her) to stop it.
I don’t care.
I will stop doing it.
Q21. Have you got a traffic accident?
No.
Yes, so what?
I got a huge injury a long time ago.
Q22. Have you almost got killed because of a natural disaster?
No.
I know someone who got.
I don’t want to recall.
Q23. Have you got strongly traumatized by physical violence?
No way.
I don’t remember.
I don’t want to recall, but yes.
Q24. There’s a time you can’t recall clearly.
No.
Memories are gradually fading.
There’s the certain memory I can’t recall.
Q25. You don’t trust your parents.
Yes, I do trust them.
Not I don’t trust, but it doesn’t mean I trust.
Even though they are my parents, I think they are the same as others.
Q26. You belong to the certain circle or organization.
Yes, it’s important.
I belong to the minor circle.
No, I want to be free by myself.
Q27. You have a custom that most people don’t do.
Yes, it’s my custom. I always do.
I didn’t care, but come to think of it, I have.
Not especially.
Q28. You can endure any pain depending upon the situation.
No way.
Possibly, yes.
There is such a time.
Q29. You must govern your desire.
Right.
Yes, but I am not good at doing so.
I don’t think so.
Q30. There is something more important than your life.
I don’t think there is.
I don’t know such a thing yet.
I think there is..
If you have any questions about your certificate, please feel free to aske me. Either you can write down on the comment board or let me know via e-mail from the sidebar. I will answer it. :)
joe said,
January 31, 2008 at 4:39 pm
jyouさんのヤンデレ度は、 56 点です。
awesome. thanks for t/l that quiz. very nice of you. makes me wish i could read it so i could collaborate on the t/l (i have fun translating things when i know what it says).
btw, i appreciate the blog. keep it up! (it gets harder as time goes on)
bangin said,
February 1, 2008 at 1:49 am
Oh, so you are more yandere than I am! lol
Thank you for trying it out. Yes, it’s becoming harder to find a term I introduce as time goes on…but it’s okay. Everybody’s comments keep me going.
miyo said,
February 1, 2008 at 9:39 am
Thank you very much for translating this! Really, thank you very much. I think I’d been able to read it without your translation, but it was a lot more fun and I got to learn more things that way. I’m really grateful.
About the test:
Q16.友達に犬を殺されました。
友達の犬を殺す。
That was SCARY. Eye for an eye and everyone will end up blind.
総評
あなたはちょいヤンデレです。
My final result was 40 points… I thought it would be higher than that… Maybe in a few years. (Just kidding, I’m more of the tsundere type IRL X3! More annoying maybe, but not quite as dangerous.)
Once again, thank you very much!
bangin said,
February 2, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Okay, you are less yandere than I am. Oh it’s a good thing!
I think Q16 must be seriously fatal for a yandere syndrome. I would call the police if my friend really did it.
Not at all!
khursten said,
February 4, 2008 at 3:24 am
Lol. this was fun bangin. :3 I got 44 points. Rank D. I guess not yandere enough, but just a little yandere. ^^;;
Like miyo, I’m really tsundere at heart. :3
At 16… well… I answered killing the dog by instinct. >,<;;
bangin said,
February 4, 2008 at 4:01 am
Haha, I really wonder how rank A criteria is described.
Maybe everyone would like to kill the dog by instinct. lol
Tess said,
February 5, 2008 at 6:53 pm
60 points… rank B D:
The question about the dog was horrible, of course I wouldn’t do anything to my friend for that! : (
しかし、僕はヤンデレキャラが大好きなので、僕もちょっとだけヤンデレだということは当然かもしれませんね。
bangin said,
February 6, 2008 at 1:28 am
Oh, you got rank B! Yes, maybe the question should check how revengeful you are…But I don’t know the meaning of Q 11. What’s the connection between a UFO thing and yandere?
Tessさんはヤンデレが好きですかー、僕はヤンデレギャルはやっぱり怖いです…でも彼を一途に愛する姿はいみじくも健気に映りますねー。：）
Hinano said,
February 6, 2008 at 4:49 pm
hinanoさんのヤンデレ度は、 30 点です。
haha i guess im not a yandere xD
あなたはヤンデレではありません。
hinanoさんに相応しいヤンデレ
部屋の壁一面に写真をはる。
What does that mean? It wants me to hang a picture on a wall ?_? I’m so confused lol.
bangin said,
February 7, 2008 at 2:06 am
You’re right, you are not yandere. Good!
And yes, it wants you to hang as many pictures of your boyfriend(or the person you love) as you can on all over the wall. Have you watched GTO? And can you remember where Teshigawara-sensei who is stalking Fuyutsuki-sensei does so? Look at his room, and you will be surprised! lol
OMG, is he yandere? Because he even confines Fuyutsuki-sensei and tries to kill Onizuka-sensei.
Neohybrid_kai said,
February 9, 2008 at 11:39 am
I got 50 points 0_o!!
no more and no less
well I think its quite true considering my mood swing which sometimes can be heavy ^^
and to think that I choose the first answer for the 16th question, I must have make a very kind answer in the other question
by the way considering the yandere post earlier, I know some people who acts violence but I don’t think those kind of people don’t watch yandere anime
violence tv show might have an influence for them but I think yandere anime is just too niche oriented
bangin said,
February 10, 2008 at 9:18 am
Haha, so maybe we are similar. ^^
And yes, those people got motivated by such a violent film like Battle Royal. As far as I am aware, I haven’t heard yandere anime really motivated young murderers.
Tess said,
February 10, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I can just say that UFO question made no sense… it came out of no where.
ヤンデレは怖いからこそ好きと思います･･･
ですけど本当のヤンデレが現実に現れたらマジでやばいでしょう?
Tess said,
February 10, 2008 at 7:36 pm
僕の文法がまさに悪いです! すみません m( ＿ ＿ ）ｍ
書き直し：ヤンデレは怖いからこそ好きだと思います・・・
bangin said,
February 11, 2008 at 11:02 am
I assume this question checks how tough you are, I mean, if you are not surprised to see a UFO, you can stay cool no matter what happens…maybe.
Yandere girls stay cool somehow when they kill people. [Spoiler starts] Remember when Kotonoha-sama kills Sekai in School days?[Spoiler ends]
大丈夫ですよ。そうですね、怖いからこそ、そこにヤンデレファンは魅力を感じるのですね。
でも本物のヤンデレは怖いです。
今から数年前、11歳の小学生が、親友の同級生をカッターで首を切って殺した事件がありました。彼女はその親友を慕っていましたが、その親友から冷たくされて本当のヤンデレになってしまい、殺してしまったのです…ただし、彼女は親友を刺した時、落ち着いていて、最初から殺すつもりで教室に呼び出したのです。刺した後も、ちゃんと死んだかどうかその場で確認までしたのですよ。
おお、怖い…
Neohybrid_kai said,
February 11, 2008 at 11:28 am
my friend got 48% and this is how it said
can you translated this?
得点分布
総評
あなたはちょいヤンデレです。
okamiiiさんに相応しいヤンデレ
好きな人を監禁。
bangin said,
February 11, 2008 at 11:35 am
Okay,
Criteria:
You are a bit yandere.
What kind of yandere behavior should be appropriate for you?:
You shall confine the person you love.
Neohybrid_kai said,
February 12, 2008 at 12:33 pm
thanks and can I ask for more translation?
apparently even though the score is the same the comment is varied
can you translated it again?
razorlikeさんに相応しいヤンデレ
好きな人に自分を食べてもらう。
imamさんに相応しいヤンデレ
好きな人を解剖。
anegoさんに相応しいヤンデレ
部屋の壁一面に写真をはる。
bangin said,
February 13, 2008 at 1:01 am
Sure.
razorlike: You should have the person you love eat up yourself.
imam: You should dissect the person you love.
anego: You should hang as many pictures of the person you love as you can on all over the wall.
J. S. said,
February 22, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Excuse me but, can you translated this? This is my result. Note that I censored my ral name just to be safe ok
J** S****‚³‚ñ‚̃„ƒ“ƒfƒŒ“x‚ÍA 45 “_‚Å‚·B
thanks in advance
bangin said,
February 22, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I am sorry, but I can’t read it. Can you try again?
J.S. said,
February 23, 2008 at 3:19 pm
I’m not sure but I used IE when I take that test so.., I’ll try retake it again later.
bangin said,
February 24, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Why don’t you copy the line and paste it?
Aku juga bukan yandere « 散歩道- Perjalanan said,
March 25, 2008 at 8:40 am
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Eikorin said,
April 17, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I think the silly questions were to prove your responses… I actually thought they would keep on making silly questions until you would snap, revealing your inner yandere nature! ^o^;
And otokoyandere from anime are the best!! XD *has otokoyandere moe*
I got 50% score… My result was: “katte ni pearukku”… What does it mean? I should wear what my partner wears without asking him? … Actually, I like to try on my boyfriend’s jacket because I found it cute! LOL!
But I know I’m 200% yandere, the test is just being nice to me!
bangin said,
April 18, 2008 at 12:42 am
Pretty close, technically, katte ni pearukku means you should wear the same clothes as your boyfriend with no permission. Not wearing his stuff. In other words, you just copy him.
Yes, it is sure scary if this happens in the real life. lol
otokoyandere…I think of Mao in Code Geass. He is stalking C.C.
Vinnie said,
May 28, 2008 at 6:12 am
Hi, I’m new to this blog, and I want you to translate this for me please.
BTW, my score is 66.. I guess it’s gonna be a bit dangerous around me.. for the others.
あなたはちょいヤンデレです。
そこそこ病んでますね。たまには生き抜きも必要だと思います。
Kevinさんに相応しいヤンデレ
部屋の壁一面に写真をはる。
bangin said,
May 28, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Hi, welcome to my blog!
You are a kind of yandere.
You are so mental that you need to take a rest.
What kind of yandere behavior suits you?
You just paste photos of someone you love on all over the walls in your room.
Aha, you are more yandere than me.
Sylon Beta said,
May 29, 2008 at 5:12 pm
A score of 61- The message is same as the one translated above. Though, it seems a little kind in my opinion. Ah well.
bangin said,
June 2, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I want to know the average score in each country. Where is Japan placed at the rank…